Archive K

Keep Your Seats, Please (1936)

An eccentric old lady decides the best way to pass on her fortune to her idiot nephew and keep it safe from her rapacious relatives is to hide it in a chair and get the nephew to buy it at auction. How could such a simple plan go wrong?

After the success of No Limit it was only natural that producer Basil Dean would want to re-team its stars George Formby and Florence Desmond. Sadly, their relationship was still sour from the first film and they refused to speak to each other on set. This doesn't show on screen, but that's because, like most of Formby's female co-stars, she has the straightman role and has little to do except let him get on with his antics. No wonder Miss Desmond was miffed.

His other co-stars Gus McNaughton and Alastair Sim have more to do. McNaughton joins in the search for the chair with Formby, while Sim tries to get the chair for himself. Sim's crooked solicitor is the most memorable character in the film. His unctuousness and weirdness provide a great foil for Formby's gormlessness. The other Formby foil is little Fiona Stuart, a.k.a. Binkie Stuart, Britain's answer to Shirley Temple. Considering her age (four or five), she handles the demands of the script well; but it's likely that most modern audiences will find her charm resistible.

There is a law which states that any musical comedy with a toddler has to feature a lullaby scene and this one is no exception. Formby gets to sing the song "Goodnight Binkie" to the little darling but it's the saucy "When I'm Cleaning Windows" that makes an impact. It would become one of Formby's standards.

The comic set-pieces involve Formby wrecking a magician's act, being caught hiding under a lady's bed, and struggling to get a goat on a bus. They all work efficiently and provide an entertaining night out at the cinema. 

Script adapt.: Tom Geraghty, Ian Hay, Anthony Kimmins. (o.a. Elie Ilf, Eugene Petrov)

Director: Monty Banks

Players: Harry Tate, Fiona Stuart, Hal Gordon, Fred Culpitt, Enid Stamp Taylor, Tom Payne, Clifford Heatherley, Margaret Moffatt, Maud Gill, Mike Johnson, Dame May Witty, Syd Crossley,  Frank Perfit

A Kid for Two Farthings (1955)

When a boy becomes convinced that his pet goat is a unicorn, miracles start to happen to the people of Petticoat Lane market.  A great cast and Technicolor help keep it fresh but the sentiment dates it. 

Script adapt.: (o.a.) Wolf Mankowitz

Director: Carol Reed

Players: Celia Johnson, Diana Dors, David Kossoff, Sidney James, Sydney Tafler, Brenda de Banzie, Primo Carnera

The Kidnappers (1953)

Two lads decide to "adopt" a baby when they aren't allowed to keep a dog. Charming film with a special Oscar a-piece for Jon Whiteley and Vincent Winter.

Still from The Kidnappers

Script: Neil Paterson

Director: Philip Leacock

Players: Duncan Macrae, Jean Anderson, Adrienne Corri, Theodore Bikel, Francis de Wolff, James Sutherland, John Rae, Jack Stewart, Jameson Clark, Eric Woodburn, Howard Connell, Christopher Beeny

Kill Her Gently (1957)

Two escaped convicts are picked up by a passing driver who may have his own motive for helping them.

There's an intriguing start and a few good moments, but it does rather test the audience's patience towards the end.

Script: Paul Erickson

Director: Charles Saunders

Players: Griffith Jones, Maureen Connell, Marc Lawrence, George Mikell, Shay Gorman, Marianne Brauns, Frank Hawkins, Patrick O'Connell, David Lawton, John Gayford, Roger Avon 

Kill Me Tomorrow (1957)

Did making a film in Britain ever resurrect a fading Hollywood career? Here the star who should have known better is Pat O'Brien playing an alcoholic reporter who confesses to the murder of his editor in order to get money from the real killer to pay for his son's operation. And if that synopsis doesn't put you off then Tommy Steele's debut performance just might.

Script: Robert Falconer, Manning O'Brine

Director: Terence Fisher

Players: Lois Maxwell, George Coulouris, Wensley Pithey, Freddie Mills, Ronald Adam, Richard Pasco

Kind Hearts and Coronets (1949)

Ealing comedy without the cosiness and sentimentality  - this is black, sophisticated and witty. Alec Guinness plays eight members of a family bumped off by Dennis Price's black sheep in his rise to a dukedom. Valerie Hobson plays good but dull; Joan Greenwood plays bad but fun.   

Script adapt.: Robert Hamer, John Dighton. (o.a. Roy Horniman)

Director: Robert Hamer

Players: Audrey Fildes, Miles Malleson, Clive Moreton, Hugh Griffith, Peggy Ann Clifford, Arthur Lowe

A King in New York (1957)

Charlie Chaplin is the King who is exiled in America and comes up against the full force of capitalism and the communist witchhunts of the fifties. As a satire it would have worked better if it had been funny and less preachy.

Script: Charles Chaplin

Director: Charles Chaplin

Players: Dawn Addams, Maxine Audley, Jerry Desmonde, Oliver Johnston, Harry Green, Sidney Green, Shani Wallis, Joy Nichols, George Woodbridge

The King of the Damned (1935)

Life in a tough Caribbean prison camp, with Conrad Veidt as the prisoner who tries to get justice.

Script adapt.: Charles Bennett, A.R. Rawlinson, Sidney Gilliat. (o.a. John Chancellor)

Director: Walter Forde

Players: Helen Vinson, Cecil Ramage, Noah Beery, Edmund Willard, Percy Parsons, Raymond Lovell

King of the Underworld (1952)

A Scotland Yard man makes three attempts to corner a notorious criminal.

Three episodes of a failed TV show jammed together, and it's easy to see how it failed. The series continued with Murder at Scotland Yard.

Still from King of the Underworld

Script: John Gilling

Director: Victor M Grover

Players: Tod Slaughter, Patrick Barr, Tucker McGuire, Ingborg Wells, Frank Hawkins

King Solomon's Mines (1937)

Tolerable version of the H. Rider Haggard novel. Paul Robeson's star presence and a witty script lift it above the ordinary. Anna Lee's ingénue is pretty dreadful but the rest of the cast acquit themselves well. Some of the backgrounds are unconvincing and it's clear that only the stand-ins got to film in Africa, but it mostly looks good. Highlights include Robeson's duetting on Climbing High with an echo of himself, the mad witch deciding who lives or dies, and of course the volcanic finale.  

Script adapt.: Michael Hogan, Roland Pertwee, A.R. Rawlinson, Charles Bennett, Ralph Spence. (o.a. H. Rider Haggard)

Director: Robert Stevenson

Players: Cedric Hardwicke, Roland Young, John Loder, Sydney Fairbrother, Makubalo Hlubi, Homo Toto, Robert Adams, Alf Goddard

King's Rhapsody (1955)

Ivor Novello's romantic musical is brought to the screen with ageing couple Anna Neagle and Errol Flynn in the leads. Everything about this film seems past its sell-by date, but if you're keen on the genre then it's worth a look.

Script adapt.: Pamela Bower, Christopher Hassall, A.P. Herbert. (o.a. Ivor Novello)

Director: Herbert Wilcox

Players: Patrice Wymore, Martita Hunt, Finlay Currie, Francis de Wolff, Joan Benham, Reginald Tate, Miles Malleson, Lionel Blair

Kipps: the Story of a Simple Soul (1921)

A draper's assistant comes into money and launches himself on society.

Jolly version of the H.G. Wells tale which features the man himself as an extra.

Script adapt.: Frank Miller (o.a. H.G. Wells)

Director: Harold Shaw

Players: George K Arthur, Edna Flugrath, Christine Rayner, Norman Thorpe, Teddy Arundell, Arthur Helmore, John M East, Miss Atterbury, Mr Gerard, Mr Barbour, Judd Green

Kipps (1941)

A draper's assistant comes into money and launches himself on society.

Enjoyable version of the H.G. Wells tale, which majors on period nostalgia.

Script adapt.: Sidney Gilliat. (o.a. H.G. Wells)

Director: Carol Reed

Players: Michael Redgrave, Diana Wynyard, Phyllis Calvert, Michael Wilding, Arthur Riscoe, Max Adrian, Helen Haye, Lloyd Pearson, Edward Rigby, MacKenzie Ward, Hermione Baddley, Betty Ann Davies, Betty Jardine, Frank Pettingell, Beatrice Varley, George Carney, Irene Browne, Peter Graves, Kathleen Harrison, Muriel Aked, Philip Frost, Viscount Castlerosse, Diana Caulderwood, Arthur Denton, Robert McCarthy, Felix Aylmer, Marda Shannon, Carol Gardiner

Knave of Hearts (1954)

Frenchman causes havoc to the lives of the women around him.

One of the only grown-up sex comedies of the fifties, this features Gérard Philipe in his only English film, and Valerie Hobson in her last.

Script adapt.: Hugh Mills, René Clément, Raymond Queneau. (o.a. Louis Hémon)

Director: René Clément

Players: Joan Greenwood, Margaret Johnson, Natasha Parry, Diana Decker, Germaine Montero, Percy Marmont, Eric Pohlmann, Bill Shine, Mai Brown, Margot Field, Julie Anslow, Harry Towb, Gerald Campion, Martin Benson, Eileen Way, Arthur Howard, Beryl Cooke, Judith Nelmes, David Coote, Richard Hart

Knight Without Armour (1937)

British spy gets involved with the Russian Revolution and a beautiful Countess.

Korda threw all he had at this tosh including stars Robert Donat and Marlene Dietrich. It doesn't quite work but there's plenty to enjoy.

Still from Knight Without Armour

Script adapt.: Frances Marion, Lajos Biro, Arthur Wimperis. (o.a. James Hilton)

Director: Jacques Feyder

Players: Irene Vanburgh, Herbert Lomas, Austin Trevor, Basil Gill, John Clements, Hay Petrie, Miles Malleson

The Knights of the Round Table (1953)

Robert Taylor and Ava Gardner are Lancelot and Guinevere in this daft version of the Arthurian legends. MGM pulled out all the stops for this, their first film in Cinemascope.

Script adapt.: Talbot Jennings, Jan Lustig, Noel Langley. (o.a. Sir Thomas Malory)

Director: Richard Thorpe

Players: Mel Ferrer, Stanley Baker, Anne Crawford, Felix Aylmer, Maureen Swanson, Gabriel Woolf, Anthony Forwood, Robert Urquhart, Niall MacGinnis, Dana Wynter, Patricia Owens